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Hey gentleman, ever wonder why pizza, beer, or any other commercial airing during a football game features beautiful half naked women? Because tight ends, mouth guards and tackling just go so well with frothy hops and gorgeous girls. So why not come to Trapeze this Sunday for your double fix of sports and skin? Give the wife the gift of heightened testosterone while watching the game from “any angle” on one of our large screened TV’s. As if that weren’t heavenly enough, Trapeze is offering a special discount to all of our invaluable and dedicated swinging members when there’s a Miami Dolphins or an Atlanta Falcons home game! Just bring your same-day game ticket to the club for $10 off the nightly door fee. If you’re watching your team play from the comforts of home, simply take a picture of the game on your television and show it at the door for $5 off. And remember: nothing says “I love you” like a naked tackle on the 40 yard line (or in this case, on a bed of plush pillows and vinyl).
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